The whole thing just makes you (if you're female) want to put off masturbation (and carrots) for a very long time.

'Killdo': The woman who used a peeled carrot as a substitute for dildo and died of an embolism when she cut herself from the inside and didn't know she was dying until she neared orgasm.

'Bank Ruptured': The Frenchman with pica who dies when a nail in his stomach slices his abdominal wall.

Bonus points for having these deaths consecutively numbered.

Yeah, too bad she waxed off more than what's necessary (and decided to do it herself rather than shell out the cash for a professional wax job at a salon or a spa), took off some of her skin, and infected herself with the same thing that the showgirl had. The woman with a large mound of pubic hair (which her boyfriend finds disgusting) decides to shave and wax it off herself. It’s also gross when she pops a zit with dirty hands. She should have just thrown the darn thing in the trash.

'Face Offed': The Vegas showgirl who contracts necrotizing fasciitis after shaving her legs with a rusty razor, especially when she finally dies of sepsis.

However, she might be impressed by his dancing all of a sudden, but it's never mentioned.Given 1000 Ways to Die's penchant for Nightmare Fuel, this show also has a plethora of sickening moments. Plot Hole: Even though Leilani wanted nothing to do with Sheldon, she is smiling at his torch dancing.

Along with Car Jacked and Mail Order Fried, it includes young children.Īnachronisms: Though this death takes place in 1989, the cars parked are modern day.Įditing: When Sheldon is surfing, he's obviously on a green screen.

Ramon Cestero's interview is mostly the same as Huffington Toast.

In the German Dub, it is replaced with Easy Slider.

'Poi Vey' is a pun on the Yiddish term Oy Vey which means 'Oh woe'.

This is the first and only death to take place in Hawaii.

A bottle of flame retardant gel can be seen when Sheldon drops dead.

Henry Schlinger - Behavioral Phychologist Narrator: Sheldon wanted the one thing he couldn't have, but his dreams, along with everything else, went up in flames.

He gets too close and ignites on a nearby torch, causing him to burn to death and then blackened. In his drunken stupor, he decides to stalk her and puts on a grass skirt and dances near torch jugglers. Later, he tried to propose to her, but failed since she wanted nothing to do with him.

One evening, Sheldon was so overcome with desire, that he crashed a luau where Leilani was performing with her dance troupe. He tries many things to woo her like leaving poi kreplach, serenading Jewish folk songs on a ukulele, and surfing, with all the attempts being futile.

He moved from Brooklyn to open up a new jewelry store. Sheldon is an Orthodox Jew that is madly in love and obsessed with a hula dancer named Leilani in Hawaii.

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